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Love is brittle so break out them salty hams
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E|-0-0-7---7-7-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-5-5----------------|

PD  CHORUS
Love always gets in the way of two salty hams in my face
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Let’s not let those go to waste, thems salty hams I will baste

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CHORUSES
With my Baster of Love I’ll drown you with my Baster of Love
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VERSE 2
You’re the turkey and I am the squirting juice
Adding fibre and giving a protein boost

SECOND PD  CHORUS USES B NGLE ROOT NOTES FOR FIRST HALF

BRIDGE IS JUST THE VERSE RIFF PALM MUTED
For all you people out there in CD land, let me clarify some of these lyrics, when Ricky 
‘Baster’ he means his Pinoose and when he says love, hehe, he means the sweetest juice, 
it?
Hahahaha Oh, Man – Go – Yeah - Oh!

G  O RHYTHM RIFF
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G  O – BOLD = BEND UP

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