MAIN RIFF E|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|--------------6-5-6-5-8----| D|-6-6-5-6-6-5-6-5-8-8-------| A|-6-6-5-6-4-3-4-3-6-8-------| E|-4-4-3-4-----------------6-| E|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|--------------6-5-6-5-8----| D|-6-6-5-6-6-5-6-5-8-8-------| A|-6-6-5-6-4-3-4-3-6-8-------| E|-4-4-3-4-----------------6-| VERSE 1 – Becoming what I hate Palm muted This part played open E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------6-6-6-5-5-5-3-3-3-----------------| D|-6-6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------| A|-6-6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-6-4-4-4-3-3-3-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------| E|-4-4-4-4-3-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-4--------------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------| To have sex on the first date E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------6-6-6-5-5-5-3-3-3-----------------| D|-6-6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------| A|-6-6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-6-4-4-4-3-3-3-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------| E|-4-4-4-4-3-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-4--------------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------| CHORUS The party’s on tonight E|------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------6-5-6-5-8------------------6-5-6-5-8----| D|-6-6-5-6-6-5-6-5-8-8--6-6-5-6-6-5-6-5-8-8-------------| A|-6-6-5-6-4-3-4-3-6-8--6-6-5-6-4-3-4-3-6-8-------------| E|-4-4-3-4-----------------6--4-4-3-4-----------------6-| I’m metrosexually just right E|------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------6-5-6-5-8------------------6-5-6-5-8----| D|-6-6-5-6-6-5-6-5-8-8--6-6-5-6-6-5-6-5-8-8-------------| A|-6-6-5-6-4-3-4-3-6-8--6-6-5-6-4-3-4-3-6-8-------------| E|-4-4-3-4-----------------6--4-4-3-4-----------------6-| If you’re lookin’ gay you don’t have to….. E|------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------6-5-6-5-8------------------6-5-6-5-8----| D|-6-6-5-6-6-5-6-5-8-8--6-6-5-6-6-5-6-5-8-8-------------| A|-6-6-5-6-4-3-4-3-6-8--6-6-5-6-4-3-4-3-6-8-------------| E|-4-4-3-4-----------------6--4-4-3-4-----------------6-| BRIDGE Try, you don’t gotta try E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-------------| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-------------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-------------| Tonight is my night, for my silk to shine E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6----------------------------------------| D|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8------------------------| A|--8--8---8---8---8---8---8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--| 3 BIG SLIDES The sluts will be mine, so bring on the shit E|------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-----4--------| A|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-----4--------| E|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-----2--------| BACK TO MAIN RIFF G O – / = BEND UP E|--4-4----4-4---4-4--4-4--4-4--------16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-19-16--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--4-4----4-4---4-4--4-4--4-4--------16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16---------19-16------------------------------------------------------------| G|6/-----6/------6/------6/-------6/---------------16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16------------------18-16----16-18-16-----16-18----------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------18-------------18--| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 2 LYRICS Hot mayonnaise ass rub, hot beef in the hot tub Havin’ your cake and bangin’ it too, tonight! BANG, BANG, BANG ASS! E|-----------------------------| B|-----------------------------| G|-----------------------------| D|-3-3-3-3-6-3-3-8-3-3-10------| A|-3-3-3-3-6-3-3-8-3-3-10------| E|-1-1-0-1-4-0-1-6-0-1--8------| G O BOLD = BEND UP E|----------------------------------------------------------| B|--9-9--9--11-13-13-9-9-9--13-11-11------------------------| G|-11-11-11-13--15-15--11-11-11-15-13-13--------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------|