D            A     G        A
You fell for me, I fell for you 
D              A       G            A
You think I'm great, I think you're good 
     D               A         G          A
And that's enough to prove the point once more 
G                   A          D
Everybody's stupid, that's for sure 

Chorus:
          A
(Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure 
          D
(Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure 
          A
(Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure 
G                   A          D
Everybody's stupid, that's for sure 

I light my filter, then reverse it 
And burn a mouth that's weak on verbs 
And nouns and nouns but I'm not sore 
Everybody's stupid, that's for sure 

Chorus

I traded you for Jean and Myra 
I traded them for the Mormon Choir 
Now I got some music and the Lord 
And I'm feeling dumber than before