I never kissed anyone til I was nineteen
I never kissed anyone til I was nineteen

When I'm in cold showers
I go back to my high school gym class
I was plumper than some
And I felt so, so bad

I never kissed anyone til I was nineteen
Her name was naomi and she was quite a scream
I never kissed anyone til I was nineteen
I never kissed anyone til I was nineteen

Isn't it weird how we always write about love
When there's so much more interesting stories in others
I admit I'm guilty of this trend
I promise some day I'll write about my friends

I never kissed anyone til I was nineteen
I never kissed anyone til I was nineteen