G                                  Em
I hope I look like you when I'm your age
   G                                 Em
It seems like you have lost a lot of weight
    C                                 D
You must have confidence to wear that dress
    C                                  D
And it's too bad that you have not had more success

[Verse 2]
G                                  Em
I think I liked you better as a blonde
G                                  Em
Has anyone told you, you look like your mom
C                                 D
I love that you don't care about your looks
C                                 D
And nothing that you do is ever by the books

[Chorus 1]
       C                                  G
Do you ever think before you speak or was that an insult intentionally
    D                                 G
You talk to me without an invitation, making an awkward conversation
C                                      G
Too bad your big mouth never came with words to say what you really meant
     D                                                         G
Piss off and thanks again my friend for your backhanded compliment

[Verse 3]
G                                  Em
Never ask a woman when she's due 
G                                  Em
And never tell a man his pants are cute
C                                 D
It's rude to say I'm smarter than you thought
C                                 D
And it's my personality that makes me hot

[Bridge]
         G                                Em 
Here's a compliment that I'd like to give back
      G                              Em
You remind me of a horse that i once had


[Chorus 2]
C                                  G
Do you ever think before you speak or was that an insult intentionally
    D                                 G
You talk to me without an invitation, making an awkward conversation
C                                      G
Too bad your big mouth never came with words to say what you really meant
     D                                                         G
Piss off and thanks again my friend for your backhanded compliment