Dear Penis

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Dear penis
G               A           D
I don't think I like you anymore
    G                A
You used to watch me shave
            D
Now all you do is stare at the floor
          G
Ohh, dear penis
       A           D
I dont like you anymore
G                     A
It used to be you and me
       D
A papertowel and a dirty magazine
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G             A                   
That's all we needed to be getting 
 D
by
G            A
Now it seems things have changed
      D
And I think that you're the one to 
blame
     G
Dear penis
                A           D
I don't think I like you anymore

He sings
     D   G
Dear Rodney
                A           D
I don't think I like you anymore
G                      A
'Cause when you get to drinking
           D
You put me places I've never been 
before
     G
Dear Rodney
        A        D
I don't like you anymore
G                 A
Why can't we just get a grip
       D
On our man to hand relationship
G             A            D
Come to terms truly how we feel
G             A
If we put our heads together
D
We just stay home forever
     G               A            
Dear penis I think I like you 
  D
after all
       G
Oh and Rodney
             A                 D
While you're shaving, shave my balls