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[Verse 1]
F
I'm only puttin' red on my Christmas tree
                                   C
It's a holiday I'll celebrate with my own company
          Bb           C
Pour the wine, I'll be fine
          F                    Dmi
Climb the ladder and place the star
      Bb                  C                     F
Well, Merry Christmas wherever in the world you are

[Verse 2]
F
I won't have to deal with your family
                                      C
The dressing and the stress, dysfunctionality
          Bb              C            F              Dmi
A two day drive, stuck inside with you singin' in the car
      Bb                  C                     F
Well, Merry Christmas wherever in the world you are

[Chorus]
C                                                                  Bb            F
Don't have to rack my brain tryin' to find you the right thing you won't like anyway
           C                                          Bb                      C
Avoid your flirtin' brother and please your mother or find the right thing to say

[Verse 3]
F
I'll hold the remote control on Christmas Day
                                        C
And I can watch The Grinch and not some football game
           Bb            C              F          Dmi
I'll order in, call some friends, might smoke me a cigar
      Bb                  C                     F
Well, Merry Christmas wherever in the world you are

[Instrumental]
F C Bb C F Dmi Bb C F

[Verse 4]
F
I won't have to wait for that ring this year
                                  C
The one you always promised after too many beers
         Bb            C
Pour the wine, I'll be fine
          F                    Dmi
Climb the ladder and place the star
      Bb                   C
Well, Merry Christmas wherever in the world
Gmi                  Ami
Merry Christmas wherever in the world
Bb                   C                    F
Merry Christmas wherever in the hell you are