G
Well it's a story that's been told before

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But this time there's a twist

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I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss

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I know I don't deserve no sympathy but I think it's a sin

C       G       D7     G
My wife left me for my girlfriend


                                     C                  G
Like Thelma and Louise they took off in the dead of the night

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In a ninety one suburban with a loaded forty-five

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Well I called up the authority where would I begin

C       G       D7     G
My wife left me for my girlfriend


            C                       G
She was the sweetest thing on earth always so true

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She loved me with a passion yeah my wife did too

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I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it

C       G       D7     G
My wife left me for my girlfriend



Now I know what you gals are thinking

          C
Yeah that bastard got what he deserved

G                                        A7                 D7
And in the battle of the sexes the lines have surely gotten blurred

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But I just want the both of them to come back home again

C       G       D7     G
My wife left me for my girlfriend


                                    C                    G
Well I even asked my lawyer he said son it seems to be a trend

C       G       D7     G
My wife left me for my girlfriend