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[Chorus]
Am
Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a
        Am                                  E7
But the best that you can drink when you're alone.
          E7        E                        E7
If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya in your gut,
            B7           E7           Am
And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long.

[Verse 1]
Am
Well my friends, I used to drink the Stolichnaya
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But then I met a girl who spent all of my dough
          E7        E                        E7
And when the summer came, she left me for a dame
          B7           E7           Am
And so I drink Stolichnaya all day long.

[Chorus]
Am
Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a
        Am                                  E7
But the best that you can drink when you're alone.
          E7        E                        E7
If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya in your gut,
            B7           E7           Am
And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long.

[Verse 2]
Am
Now once I had a cat, he was hit by baseball bat
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While playing American baseball with my friend.
     E7                   E                          E7
So I call my nurse friend Kate, she could not resuscitate
         B7           E7           Am
And so I drink Stolichnaya all day long.

[Chorus]
Am
Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a
        Am                                  E7
But the best that you can drink when you're alone.
          E7        E                        E7
If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya in your gut,
            B7           E7           Am
And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long.

[Verse 3]
Am
Now, sometimes when at parties, I like to drink Bacardi
                             E7
And maybe I will sip on some Patron
    E7             E                                  E7
But when I get the blues and there is nothing left to lose,
            B7           E7           Am
You know, I drink Stolichnaya all day long.

[Bridge]
        Am
Here in America we drink the Stolichnaya
          Am                            E7
In Soviet Russia Stolichnaya will drink you
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So raise your glasses, comrades, we drink to the motherland
            B7           E7           Am
And we will drink Stolichnaya all day long!

[Chorus]
Am
Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a
        Am                                  E7
But the best that you can drink when you're alone.
          E7        E                        E7
If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya up your butt!
            B7           E7           Am
And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long.

[Chorus - repeat until bored]
Am
Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a
        Am                                  E7
But the best that you can drink when you're alone.
          Am
If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya in your gut,
            B7          E7            Am
And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long.