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[Verse]
Dm
Watch this: our newest release
E7
The legendary series you've missed for years
ADmA7
Comes back, get ready for some action
Dm
Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there
E7
The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care
ADmA
They'll patch it through micro transactions
[Verse]
Dm
So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
Gm
Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag
A
You're not getting any money back
GEb7D7
You knew that was a one way wacky track
Dm
Just shut up and have your nylon bag
G7
Coming up with it was real drag
A7
All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec
A7ADm
So you're NOT getting your money back
[Chorus]
DmG
It just works, it just works
GGm
Little lies, stunning shows
GmADmA7
People buy, money flows, it just works
DmG7
It just works, it just works
GGm
Overpriced open worlds
GmA7Dm
Earnings rise, take my word
ADm
It just works
A7Dm
It just works
Dm
It just works
Dm
It just works
DmG7A7DmDmG7A7Dm
[Verse]
Dm
Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell
E7
The creation engine's aging very well
A
We're not planning on doing anything about it
Dm
Skyrim's the limit, don't deny it
E
See this mountain? You can buy it
A7Dm
In the dlc for the price of a real mountain
[Verse]
Dm
What's wrong with a train in place of your head?
G
Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet
A
The battle spaceship with the dragon animation
DmA
Will become a new sensation on the internet
Dm
Just shut up, give us your every dime
G
Buying an armored horse is not a crime
A
Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so
A7
Buy Skyrim one more Todd damn time
[Chorus]
DmG
It just works, it just works
GGm
Little lies, stunning shows
GmADmA7
People buy, money flows, it just works
DmG7
It just works, it just works
GGm
Overpriced open worlds
GmA7Dm
Earnings rise, take my word
ADm
It just works
A7Dm
It just works
Dm
It just works
Dm
It just works
[Bridge]
CDmF
We don't want your endless shit
FCG
It's just not the game we need
GDmCF
Sick of looting useless junk
FBbG
Graphics making our eyes bleed
GDmF
We don't want your endless shit
FCG
It's just not the game we need
GDmCF
Sick of looting useless junk
FCG
Graphics making our eyes bleed
[Verse]
Dm
Now listen up
Dm
Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves
F
There's two and a half peasants with the same ugly face
C
You're not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains
G
50 times the size of Skyrim's, twice as many pointless caves
[Verse]
G
You see
Dm
We at Bethesda know exactly what you want
F
Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot
C
Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot
G
And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot
[Verse]
GDm
You're never getting bored, you'll have infinite quests
F
There's every vagabond will put you to the test
C
You'll be richly awarded with infinite chests
G
Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests
[Verse]
GDm
We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame
F
Who needs a leveling system in a role playing game?
C
You came to slash and kill and save one more nation
CFG
No more levels and skills, only degradation!
[Chorus]
DmG
It just works, it just works
GGm
Little lies, stunning shows
GmADmA7
People buy, money flows, it just works
DmG7
It just works, it just works
GGm
Overpriced open worlds
GmA7Dm
Earnings rise, take my word
[Outro]
Em
It just works
EmA
It just works
GGm
Little lies, stunning shows
GmADmA7
People buy, money flows, it just works
Em
It just works
EmA7
It just works
BEm
It just works
BEm
It just works
Em
So, who's laughing now?