A -5- A* -12- B -7- B* -14- Bb -6- E -7- F# -9 - C# -9 -
  -5-    -14-   -7-    -16-    -6-   -9-    -11-    -9 -
  -6-    -14-   -8-    -16-    -7-   -9-    -11-    -10-
  -7-    -14-   -9-    -16-    -8-   -9-    -11-    -11-
  -7-    -12-   -7-    -14-    -6-   -7-    -9 -    -11-
  -7-    -xx-   -7-    -xx-    -6-   -x-    -xx-    -9 -

im not sure if the E chord is played on the A string or E string in the verse, you chooose.

[Intro]
                    N.C
A A A A A A A Bb B (Cut the Bs off quickly at the end of these parts by palm muting or
                    N.C
                    lightly taking off your fingers from the fret board.)

[Verse One]
F#         C#
I wanna go out
E           B
And fill my gob
F#        C#       E       B
But I don't have a fuckin' job
F#       C#
I can't afford
E       B
A proper feed
F#     C#
I just wish
E       B
I could eat
A     A     A        A
But I don't have any cash
Bb B
So tonight we're gonna do the dine n dash

[Chorus]

E      F#
Dine n dash
              B E B B E B
Do the dine n dash
E      F
Dine n dash
              B E B B E B
Do the dine n dash
E      F#
Dine n dash
    A*
I'm sick to death
   B*
Of eatin' outta the trash
E      F*
Dine n dash
              B E B B E B
Do the dine n dash

N.C
(The Lead parts over the chorus are a move from F# to F#sus4)

 -9 -9 -9 -
 -11-12-11-
 -11-11-12-
 -11-11-11-
 -9 -9 -9 -
 -9 -9 -9 -

(Repeat that move a few times)

[Verse Two]
F#     C#
Any restaurant
E   B
Any time
F#     C#         E       B
We can commit the perfect crime
F#             C#
You just gotta run
E       B
When ya done
F#     C#
Dine n dash
E         B
It's only fun
A   A   A    A   A
I don't have any cash
Bb B
So tonight we're gonna do the dine n dash

[Chorus Two]

E      F#
Dine n dash
              B E B B E B
Do the dine n dash
E      F#
Dine n dash
              B E B B E B
Do the dine n dash
E      F#
Dine n dash
    A*
I'm sick to death
    B*
Of eatin' outta the trash
E      F#
Dine n dash
              B E B B E B
Do the dine n dash