There's something wrong with the kids today
They don't hear a word you say
And if you think it's cool
Well we don't think it's cool

Meathead you're rotting out your brain
Meathead you're gonna go insane
Meathead you're rotting out your brain
And I know, and I know, and I know
And I know, and I know, and I know, and I know

There's nothing wrong with the kids today
They hear every word you say
And if you think it's cool
Well we don't think it's cool

Meathead you're rotting out your brain
Meathead you're gonna go insane
Meathead you're rotting out your brain
And I know, and I know, and I know
And I know, and I know, and I know, and I know..