I am ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handled pistol, a graveyard frame
Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearing ball and chains
Drinking TNT, smoking dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight

Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks, with your pretty little hair
I know you feel like I ain't nowhere
But stop what you doing, come over here
I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square

Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

Aah mister Aldrich!

I been drinking gin, like never before
Feel so good, well, I want you to know
One more drink, I wish you would
It takes a whole lotta loving to make me feel good

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I am ready for you, I hope that you're ready for me

I'm ready baby
Woo!