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Verse 1:

On my Tv screen
Every Labor Day
Fuckin' Jerry Lewis
Make him go away
Make him go away
Make him go away
He's fucked up my Labor Day
Make him go away

1,2,3,4!

Chorus:
A
Jerry Lewis
      E
We're comin' to get ya
C#m
Gonna run
A
Gonna hide
E
Jerry Lewis
     C#m
This squad's gonna getchya
    A                      (Back to verse riff)
And make you commit TV suicide