No! You can't feel my hair
No! You can't tie it in knots
Just don't fuck with me
This is my hair, my hawk

I'll charge you for a picture
Get away from me fuckin' tourists
I'm not an attraction
So don't get attracted to me!

If you're gonna talk say something important
Don't bore me with your hair stories
I've heard 'em all
Fuck egg whites or gel, I use glue

If you see me walkin' down the street
Don't come and try to talk to me
If you see me at a show
Just a fuckin' go AWAY