Dm        A        Gm        A

[Verse 1]
Dm
I still remember third of December,
A
me in your sweater, you said it looked better
   Gm
on me, than it did you. Only if you knew
A
how much I liked you but I watch your eyes as she ...

[Pre-Chorsu]
Dm                         A
Walks by, what a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a
Gm                         A
blue sky; she's got you mesmerized while I die.

[Chorus]
Dm                              A
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty.
    Gm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester,
    A
but you like her better. Wish I were Heather.

[Interlude]
Dm    

[Verse 2]
Dm
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand,
         A
put your arm 'round her shoulder. Now I'm getting colder
    Gm
but how could I hate her? She's such an angel
A
but then again, kinda wish she were dead, as she ...

[Pre-Chorsu]
Dm                         A
Walks by, what a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a
Gm                         A
blue sky; she's got you mesmerized while I die.

[Chorus]
Dm                              A
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty.
    Gm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester,
    A
but you like her better. Wish I were Heather.

[Interlude]
Dm        A        Gm        A

[End-Chorus]
Dm                              A
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty.
    Gm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester,
    A
but you like her better. Wish I were ...