B D#m C#m
As if February ain't cold enough
B D#m C#m
You had to go and break my heart
B D#m C#m
I made six reservations just in case of cancellations
B D#m C#m
But I guess we could eat dinner apart
B D#m C#m
The way you stared when I bought you that big bear
B D#m C#m
I could tell you were kind of disturbed
B D#m
But my kind act of kindness
C#m
Can we put this all behind us
B D#m C#m
Have you tried the chocolate mints? They're superb
[Chorus 1]
B F#
Can't believe we're through
E
But I guess it's really true
B F# E
Valentine's sucks without you
B F# E
Now I sit here stoned at Benihana's all alone
B F# E
Valentine's sucks without you
It sucks
[Verse 2]
B D#m C#m
Now I sit at my desk at my low class job
B D#m C#m
Everybody's got flowers on their's
B D#m
And it's hard to concentrate
C#m
Someone tells me about their date
B D#m C#m
Fucking hell Jenny, nobody cares
B D#m
My house is a mess
C#m
I'm forty days behind in rent
B D#m C#m
And I still smell your shitty perfume
B D#m
And I'm full of regret
C#m
All that money that I spent
B D#m C#m
To have a barbershop quartet sing for you
[Chorus 2]
B F#
One day at a time
E
By next year I should be fine
B F# E
Valentine's sucks without you
B F#
When push comes to shove
E
It's the national day of love
B F# E
Valentine's sucks without you
B F# E
Oh, Valentine's sucks without you
B F# E
Oh, Valentine's sucks without you
B F# E
Oh, Valentine's sucks without you
B F# E
Oh, Valentine's fucking sucks