C         Em       G
Dogs and cats are speaking
C
Portuguese
        Em        G
and the pipes are leaking
C         Em        G
piles and piles of laundry
    C                 Em
and credit cards all expire
     G
what timing

     F
and all of the garage doors open
                   C     (C7)
in perfect synchronicity
     F
and all of the washers and driers
             C            G
take on personalities of you and me
Fm        C
you and me

F               C              G          C
la la la, lala la la la, lala la la la

(C Em G x2)

C              Em  G
She's frantically writing
C                       Em          G
thank you cards for her friends and family
C               Em    G
people line the curb smiling
C            Em         G
all shaking hands and saying their goodbye's


     F
and all of the mailboxes here
             C       (C7)
are full to capacity
F
everyone's license to drive
           C
expires eventually
G
so do we
Fm       C
so do we


F                C             G              C     C7
la la la, lala la la la, lala la la la, lala la la la    x a lot