Crashing through the crowded halls
Dodging girls like ping pong balls
Just to reach the bathroom on time (hey, hey, hey)
Leaping over laundry piles
Diapers you can smell for miles
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive

In the loud house, in the loud house
Duck, dodge, push and shove
That's how we show our love
In the loud house, in the loud house
One boy, ten girls
Wouldn't trade it for the world
Loud house
Loud, loud house

Me time, a little room to breathe time
A little quiet and peace I've never had
At least I'm never lonely
Would never lack it for a sports team
Maybe this crazy's not that bad

In the loud house, in the loud house
Duck, dodge, push and shove
That's how we show our love
In the loud house, in the loud house
Gotta love mum and dad
For not going completely mad
In the loud house, in the loud house
One boy, ten girls
Wouldn't trade it for the world
Loud house
Loud, loud house