It was time for Quidditch Practice
Slytherin was on the pitch
But then the Weasley raised his wand
(What happened?)
Draco forgot about the Snitch
(Are you serious?)

His wand was poor, just like his family
Ron yelled the words that keep us laughing
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs

Then the wand did something funny
As the thing started to flap
(It started to flap?)
Ron's eyes grew wide and rather frightened
(What a dork)
As slugs came pouring out his yap
(Disgusting!)

The wand was poor, just like his family
Ron yelled the words that keep us laughing
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs