Bbmaj7 is played like this
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B|-x--|
G|-3--|
D|-4--|
A|-1--|
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[Verse]
A5 Bb5 B5

Bm                Gb
Hey, hey, this is everything today
           D
You've got nothing to complain about
       G
You've got nothing to say
A                     Bb5                  Bm       E
So this had better be good or you'd better be quiet, yeah
Bm                  Gb
'Cause baby I'm not standin' in your way
         D
We could paint this city red
            G
Or we could drown it out in gray
A                    Bb5              Bm     E
If Friday night is a bust, Saturday is a riot, yeah

[Chorus]
   D                              Gb
Oh Emily, oh, I love you for your apathy
                        G
How you sell it in your diary
                Gm               A
It's no secret, you can't die if your life's a mystery
D                                   Gb
Emily, now you're starving for some sympathy
                         G
And you think you got it worse than me
                    Gm                A                      D
But you'll see that you can't live if your life's a tragedy

[Verse]
A5 Bb5 B5
Bm                     Gb
Hey, hey, girl, you're driving me insane
         D
You're obnoxious when they're pretty
       G
You're ecstatic when they're plain
A                Bb5                  Bm         E
But this is my design, this is my roller coaster, yeah
Bm                      Gb
And you said I won't be happy 'til I'm dead
      D
But I told you once before
           G
And girl I meant it when I said
A                Bb5                 Bm        E
I don't wanna be close, I just wanna be closer, yeah

[Chorus]
   D                              Gb
Oh Emily, oh, I love you for your apathy
                        G
How you sell it in your diary
                Gm               A
It's no secret, you can't die if your life's a mystery
D                                   Gb
Emily, now you're starving for some sympathy
                         G
And you think you got it worse than me
                    Gm                A                      D
But you'll see that you can't live if your life's a tragedy

[Bridge]
Bm
All alone and very ordinary
Bbmaj7
When your duress is now your sanctuary
A
You've got it wrong but I've never been the type
         E
To walk away so fast
               G
'Cause there's no way out
  A
Until I shout

[Chorus]
   D D D  N.C                     Gb Gb Gb
Oh Emily, oh, I love you for your apathy
                        G
How you sell it in your diary
                Gm               A
It's no secret, you can't die if your life's a mystery
D                                   Gb
Emily, now you're starving for some sympathy
                         G
And you think you got it worse than me
                    Gm                A                      D
But you'll see that you can't live if your life's a tragedy