D               G             D     G
They built this whole neighborhood
       D    G  Bm       A      G   D
out of wood,     out of wood.


[Interlude]
| D   | G   | D   | G   |
| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |


[Verse 2]
D            G         D      G
I guess I'll still be around
          D     G       Bm   A
when they burn, burn it down.

[Interlude]
| D   | G   | D   | G   |
| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |


[Chorus]
Am        F        E                C       D
I will be standing around when they burn it down.

| D   | G   | Bm   | A   |

Em          A            D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |
| D   | G   | D   | G   |
| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |


[Verse 3]
D          G              D       G
Honey, I'm there when you need me,
         D        G         Bm    A
please believe me, please believe me.
D             G               D        G
I'll still be right where you left me,
       D      G       Bm      A
if you manage   to forget me.


[Chorus]
Am       F      E         C
Where we met is where you may forget.

| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |

Em            A          D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |
| D   | G   | D   | G   |
| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |


[Bridge]
   A                 D
If you and I had any brains,
   G                   Em
we wouldn't be in this place.

| A   | C   | A   | C   |
| A   | C   | A   | A   |


[Verse 4]
D          G    D      G
Chop me up into pieces
      D       G      Bm      A
if it pleases, if it pleases.

| D   | G   | D   | G   |
| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |


[Verse 5]
    D        G           D        G
And when the chopping is through,
      D          G            Bm     A
every piece will say, "I love you."

| D   | G   | D   | G   |
| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |


[Chorus]
Am    F        E            C      D
Every piece of me will say "I love you."

| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |

Em            A          D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |


[Chorus]
Am     F       E            G      D    F   G    A
Every piece of me will say "I love you, you you"
Em            A          D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |
| D   | G   | D   | G   |
| D   | G   | Bm  | A   |
| D   |