Dear Diary
How are you today?
I mean, I'm fine, I guess

I don't want to go to school today
I hate those butt-head cool girls
I wish they would die
Metaphorically, of course

Fru Fru thinks she's so cool because she's got big boobs
I want big boobs
I know I don't look like these other girls since I grow hair in weird places
Whatever
But I deserve love

I wish they would stop bullying me
Really, I don't like swirlies
But one time, they gave me a wedgie and it kinda felt good

I'm so sick of their stuff
What am I gonna do?

I know
I'm gonna take revenge