G#                      Bb        C               Bb      G#
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|-5---5-5-5---5-5-----------------|
D|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-8---8-8-|-----------------8---8---6---6---|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a

            "This is going to be the best Christmas ever!"
   D#      D#      G#      D#        G#      D#      G#      D#
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
D|-----------------6---x-x---------|-6-----------x-x-6---x-x---------|
A|-6---x-x-6---x-x---------6---x-x-|-----x-x-6---------------6---x-x-|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a

   G#                      Bb        C               Bb      G#
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|-5---5-5-5---5-5-----------------|
D|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-8---8-8-|-----------------8---8---6---6---|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a

   G#      D#      G#      D#        G#      D#      G#      D#
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
D|-6---x-x---------6---x-x---------|-6-----------x-x-6---x-x---------|
A|---------6---x-x---------6---x-x-|-----x-x-6---------------6---x-x-|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a

   E               E                 E               E
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|-----8---------------------------|
G|-9---9---9-------9---9---9-------|-9-------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|---------10----------------------|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|-----------------0/--------------|
   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a   1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a

[Verse 1]

G#                              F#
Everything this year's been a disaster
    F                           B
But I won't let it bother me at all
Bb
Nothing's going to bring me down
     F#
It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch
             F     G# C# C  Bb
I'm going to stand my happy ground

[Instrumental]

E E E E

[Verse 2]

    G#                            F#
I refuse to let my family make me crazy
     F                                B
I'll smile at their insults and their frowns
       Bb
I'll ignore the shitty weather
         F#
Cuz what counts is we're together
F  G#  C#   C   Bb
Loving safe and sound

[Chorus]

D#                         G#
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
C                 Bb
Not this time you hear
    D#                    G
And if you try to ruin my holiday
  Bb
I swear you will regret it for the
D#      Bb  D#
Rest of the fucking year

[Verse 2]

    G#                                  F#
The turkey might have made the children vomit
    F                                          B
The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts
    Bb
But I will grin and bear it
         F#
And this nightmare we will share it
       F   G# C# C Bb
Till I get my only wish
Bb
It's

[Chorus]

D#                         G#
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
   C                    Bb
No act of God or family fight
    D#                    G
Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday
  A#                               D#      Bb   D#      Bb
I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life
       D#      Bb        D#         Bb      A
You'll burn in hell with ice pokers in your eyes
    D#           C
And acid on your flesh

[Bridge]

G#
This is going to be the best Christmas ever

[Verse 3]

G#                                 F#
Soon this crappy Christmas will be over
    F                                   B
And I'll go right back to my pissed off self
Bb                          F#
But until that happens I'll just continue laughing
     F      G#    C#     C      Bb
Like one of those creepy retard mutant North Pole Elves

[Chorus]

D#                         G#
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
C               Bb
Not this year I won't let that be the case
    D#                     G
And If you try and ruin my holiday
     A#                               D#     A#     D#
I'll punch you in your fat disgusting turkey eating face
     E
Understand me
E                              Bb      A   Bb    D#
This is going to be the best Christmas ever