A               E
 You freak me out
   B      A
So I stay in
                E
Do you see me now?
       B       A
Do you have my PIN?
                   E
Now I don’t know how
            B     C#m
You’ll show up or when
                   B
But it freaks me out

So I stay in


[Pre-Chorus]
         A
You say “boy, I’m not a stalker
      E                     B
But I watch you when you’re walking"
    A                                    E  B
You call all kinds of people who aren’t me
     A
"You love me in such weird ways
              E               B
Like when you lead me back to your place
    C#m
You do it without words
              B                         A E B
But don’t you worry ‘cause I heard everything"


[Chorus]
           A
Now you’re looking through the peephole
       E           B
On the door of my apartment
   A
My panic’s at the ceiling
        E                B
But I'm flat down on the carpet
         A
You say “boy, I know you’re in there
         E                B
And "the way you tease is unfair”
   A
And this ain’t Misery
        E
But I’d break your knees
   B                  A
To keep you here with me
E
Break your knees
   B                  A  E B
To keep you here with me (yeah)


[Verse 2]
A               E
 You freak me out
   B      A
So I stay in
            E
Alone on my couch
        B          A
Watching Netflix again
                        E
It’s like I’m watching "You"
         B     C#m
But it’s about me
                N.C
And just to be clear

I mean the show, you’re Joe


[Pre-Chorus]
 A
“Boy, I’m not a stalker
      E                     B
But I watch you when you’re walking"
    A                                    E  B
You call all kinds of people who aren’t me (yeah)
     A
"You love me in such weird ways
              E               B
Like when you lead me back to your place
    C#m
You do it without words
              N.C
But don’t you worry 'cause I heard—“


[Chorus]
           A
Now you’re looking through the peephole
       E           B
On the door of my apartment
   A
My panic’s at the ceiling
        E                B
But I'm flat down on the carpet
         A
You say “boy, I know you’re in there
         E                B
And "the way you tease is unfair”
   A
And this ain’t Misery
        E
But I’d break your knees
   B                  A
To keep you here with me
E
Break your knees
   B                  A
To keep you here with me (yeah)
           E
Break your knees
            B
To keep you here with me (yeah)


[Instrumental]
A E B (x2)


[Chorus]
E
Looking through the peephole
       E
On the door of my apartment
   E
My panic’s at the ceiling
        N.C
But I'm flat down on the carpet
          A
She said “boy I know you’re in there”
         E                B
And "the way you tease is unfair"
   A
And "This ain’t Misery
        E
But I’d break your knees
   B
To keep you here with me"
          A
She said “boy, I’m not a stalker
      E                     B
But I watch you when you’re walking"
     A                                  E B
You call all kinds of people who aren’t me
     A
"You love me in such weird ways
              E               B
Like when you lead me back to your place
    A
You do it without words"
                E
Break your knees
               B
To keep you here with me, yeah