When Paul was a cute little boy,
his grandmother gave him the cutest little toy.
Two silver balls and a little piece of string,
she said it was Paul's Ding-a-ling-a-ling!

Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
One day Paul was swimmin' turtle creek.

Man, them snappers all around his feet.
Sure was hard to swim that thing.
With both hands wrapped around his Ding-a-ling-a-ling!

Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
One day Paul was layin' in his bed.

He looked down and he saw Laura's head.
But you know Paul weren't know chump.
Ten seconds later he dumped his gump.

Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling.
Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling