..water skying in my swimming pool
Would you like the sky dive
from my top floor in the parachutes
I take it from a private stone show in my living room
Let's have a party in my bathroom,
invite the whole neighborhood
They say wouldn't that be cool?

Chorus: (x2)
Everything is gotta be big
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!

..to move for a lacy afternoon with my fiancee
I'll take her dancing in the moon light on the Milky Way
Yeah! I bought a car with 307 bucks and a ..
To go for a ... in my holidays
Ain't that great?

Chorus: (x2)
Everything is gotta be big
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!
The bigger the better!
The bigger the better!

Everything, everything, everything
King size!
The bigger the better
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better
Everything king size!