[Riff]
E|--------0--|
B|--2--4--0--|
G|--x--x--1--|
D|--2--4--2--|
A|--------2--|
E|--------0--|

B G#m E
B G#m E Em

[Verse 1]
B                            G#m
  All my new friends, all my new friends
F#                        E
  Are busy hanging out on weekends
B                           G#m
  Hello cool friends, hello cool friends
F#                          E           Em
  Don't get caught up in my loose ends

[Chorus]
B                       G#m
I watch too much TV and I don't read
F#                            E
My pupils have gone square my friends and me
B                             G#m
I waste too much time feeling unhappy
F#                              E               Em
Watching credits rolling my new friends and me

[Verse 2]
B                                 G#m
  All these new trends, all these new trends
F#                      E
  Make me dizzy, what a nuisance
B                           G#m
  Pretty girlfriends in the evenings
F#                    E          Em
  Always asking silly questions

[Chorus]
     B                                G#m
Like when you gonna take me somewhere nice to eat
F#                               E
I like all kinds of foods my new friends and me
B                             G#m
You never have enough time to do nice things
F#                                E        Em
Pretty girlfriends moaning in the evening

B G#m F# E
B G#m F# E Em