Am       G        C
Who am I kidding? Myself
                         Am
I know you're beating me up
         G        C
Who am I kidding? Myself

C                     G
Unscrew the bottle if you dare
            C              G 
I'll take a mouthful cos I need you there
         C                     G
Always a handful, yes I know I am
         C                G
Always a handful, always


Who am I kidding? Myself
I know you're beating me up
Who am I kidding? Myself

C                       G
I've been taught not to talk like that
C                           G
Have you been taught how to speak off-hand?

Who am I kidding? Myself
I know you're beating me up
Who am I kidding? Myself