You say I'm hysterical?
I take that as a compliment
You see, when I was a kid
They told bedtime stories about Armageddon
Still, we slept like babies

This is an order
Wake up
Wake up, dick
You’re addicted
Just like us
Tis time to go hysterical

Dear society, stop pushing
We know what we’re doing

You watch porn in the morning
Eat junk in your bed
Full and fat and pretty happy
Lazy, lazy, cozy, lazy

Wake the fuck up
This is an order
Wake up!

Hysteria!
Hysteria!
Tis time to go hysterical

Eat, vomit, sleep, repeat
Fat, stinky piece of shit
Greasy rivers, old meat
Lip fillers, pain killers
You are sleepwalking into a future nightmare
Just like us

Be what you always were
Be hysteria
Be awake!