D                  G                    A
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
        D                         G            A         A Bb
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
Bm                         G
There was the girl on the social page
A                   D
Lookin' in love and all engaged
G                                     A
We decided she don't take a very good picture


[Chorus 1]
   G         A        D
It may be my family's redneck nature
        G             A           D
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
   G          A            D
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
    G                A
But I don't like her
    G         A         D
She may be an angel who spends all winter
G            A        D
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
  G       A     D
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
    G
But I really hate her
     A                 D
I'll think of a reason later


[Verse 2]
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it

(Chorus 1)

[Chorus 2]
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later

(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...