A                                             E
Who will buy the table and who will buy the bed
                                            A
Who will buy the memories, the auction is set
                 C#m              D             A 
Who will bid for old love that’s grown cold and stale
         D              B7           E                A
It’s the grand divorce, going, going out off business sale

A                    B7            E
It’s a grand divorce going out off business sale  
D                                                E
Odds and ends from two people whose love don’t gel 
A                 C#m      D              A
She will take the baby and he’ll keep the house
        D              B7           E                A
At this grand divorce, going, going out off business sale

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Who will take this photograph of two kids in love
Make it more than a dollar, friend, cause that’s not enough
Who will buy their coffee cups where lips of love have failed 
At this grand divorce, going, going out off business sale

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There they stand in an empty room, everything is sold
Hating to break away and walk out in the cold
Two grown-ups and a baby with nothing but themselves
It’s a grand divorce, going, going out off business sale