He is sweet, he talks sweetly
He can make a girl lose her mind completely
He is smooth, he will charm you
Twirl around his finger, false alarm you

If you buy the blue one, honey
You'll get one for free
If you choose the red one, sugar
That is what I'll be

He is smooth, he will thrill you
Melt the ground with water, he will chill you
He is rude, will be ruder
Right up in your face, the big intruder

If you buy the blue one, honey
You'll get one for free
If you choose the red one, sugar
That is what I'll be

If you make this happen, darlin'
That would turn me on
If you use your credit card and
sure we'll have some fun

If you buy the blue one, honey
You'll get one for free
If you choose the red one, sugar
That is what I'll be

If you make this happen, darlin'
That would turn me on
If you use your credit card and
sure we'll have some fun

If you buy the blue one, honey
You'll get one for free
If you choose the red one, sugar
That is what I'll be

If you make this happen, darlin'
That would turn me on
If you use your credit card and
sure we'll have some fun