I'm a football widow, and you a couch potato
Hand me a sexy tomato
Wanna go out, dance along by the two

Take me out, no tellin' what I might do
I'm gonna wear pink rollers in my hair
Fluffy house shoes with a dog on the toe too
You don't take me out, no tellin' what I might do

Up off of that couch, shave, shower and dress
You gonna take me out tonight, there'll be no rest
If you don't take me out, no tellin' what I might do

I wear pink rollers in my hair,
Fluffy house shoes with a dog on the toe too
Oh baby I got the football widow blues too
You better take me out, no tellin' what I might do