Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh!)
I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (ooh!)
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees (ooh!)
Apply the lotion, I'll swim into ocean
But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with—

And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in thе knees
I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus
At 7-Elеven, I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to sto—

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh!)
He said: Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos
I said: Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos
Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (ooh!)
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (ooh!)
He said: Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos
I said: Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos

And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, uh

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

Oh
(She'll turn you to stone)

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

Stop