I know a bundle of humanity
She's about so high
I'm nearly driven to insanity
When she passes by
She's a sunny little honey
But oh so hard to kiss
I'll try to overcome her vanity
And then I'll tell her this

I'm young and healthy
And you've got charms
It would really be a sin
Not to have you in my arms
I'm young and healthy
And so are you
When the Moon is in the sky
Tell me what am I to do?

If I could hate yuh
I'd keep away
That ain't my nature
I'm full of vitamin A, say!

Say kid! Now you go to it!
To what!?!
Your first notes on Broadway!
I'm young and healthy
And you've got charms
It would really be a sin
Not to have you in my arms
I'm young and healthy
And so are you
When the Moon is in the sky
Tell me what am I to do?

If I could hate yuh
I'd keep away
But that ain't my nature
I'm full of vitamin A, say!

I'm young and healthy
So let's be bold
In a year or two or three
Maybe we will be
Too
Old