(one! two! three!)

Hey, baby, you said that you loved me
Spent a thousand bucks on me
It sure made it easy to tell

Hey, baby, if you have to think twice
Well, you better just forget it
'cause i'm forgotten well

Three-legged dog hobbling in the backyard
I don't mind at all
Three-legged dog, cat-chasing is hard
But i can't forget that she paid for it all