I came down from the mountain
And fell asleep by the dawn
I woke up in a forest
Wondering what the hell was going on
And then I was on an iceberg
In the land of the viking sun
She came to me in a nightmare
Saying I was the chosen one

Thora's hammer, why are you calling me?
Thora's hammer, why are you dogging me?
Thora's hammer won't leave me alone

I ended up in Pompeii
Where the ancient volcanoes erupt
She sent her stone-cold bringer of death
My life to disrupt
She said Valhalla awaits me
As long as I played out the game
With a crack of thunder and a blinding burst
The weapon started calling my name

I don't want it
And soon she'll be coming for you
I don't want it