Scooter's in the dust bin, dusting like a dark lord
Peanut's in the corner chewing on the cardboard
I'm on the hedgehog playing with the barre chords

Wheeling in the dark like furry little vampires
Lighting all the candles and singing around the campfire
Jim Reese finally brings back the amplifier

Wheel of darkness show me the light
Wheel of darkness roll through the night

Monday and Thursday, Scooter gets a hork check
Javier is downstairs, cooking up some pork, blech
You're on the couch watching Michael York's neck

I'm in the kitchen peppering my head
You're reading chick lit that you've already read
Scooter and Peanut are huddled in their bed