Intro:
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B|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8------------------------------------------| Play twice
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Verse (Listen for the strum pattern):
   You've expressed explicitly, your contempt for matrimony...
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A|------------------5-----------7-----------------3---------------------------|
E|------------------------------5---------------------------------------------|

   Hey              hey         marry me,          Archie
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G|-7----------------7-----------5-----------------5---------------------------|
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A|------------------5-----------7-----------------3---------------------------|
E|------------------------------5---------------------------------------------|