When it comes to partying,
I'm the first one on the keg.
When it comes to girlfriends,
you will never hear me beg!

It. Feels. Like. Being kicked...
In. The. Balls. Repeatedly!

Take all your money,
and they're never satisfied.
Tell you that they love you,
and boof a friend on the side.

I think it's time for you to go ahead and get ready to...

Show, show me your boobs!
I don't want to hear your mouth or want your fucking attitude. (x4)

Because you're not, really that cute.