Staggered into yesterday
Bourbon in my hands
Feelin fancy clancy
Feelin like a man
I ain't afraid to cry
Cause you know I ain't no punk

Drink Drank Drunk
Drink Drank Drunk
Drink Drank Drunk
Drink Drank Drunk
Drink Drank Drunk
Drink Drank
(Drank Drunk)

Feelin kinda clever
Lookin kinda cool
No matter what the weather
You know I ain't no fool
Cause I ain't afraid to cry
Cause you know I ain't no punk

I found it in the locker
(It's gotta be a pint of vodka)
I see it on the table
(It's gotta be a black label)
I smell it on my skin
(It's gotta be a pint of gin)