This is a true story, and it happened
To a friend of a friend of mine
In central Sao Paulo an astonishing girl he met in the party line

Can you see my friend, isn’t she pretty?
Of course she is, do not be silly
So hook up with us, I swer it’ll be nice
Oh Darling you do not need to ask me to do this twice

And they made out in the smoking area row
What a pretty scene it looked like it was love
After the kissing he was driven to despair though
An Adam’s Apple her friend seemed to have, oh no

Scared to death to his friend he asked if she was a he
She had small feet a sexy body no Adam’s Apple you could see

Baby tell me, is she a she?
Of course she is, how can’t you see
Please promise me, darling don’t lie
I prove you, you just have to come home with us tonight

And they made out in the smoking area row
What a pretty scene it looked like it was love
After the kissing he was driven to despair though
An Adam’s Apple her friend seemed to have, oh no