C                              G
Everyone's addicted to cocaine,
C                    F
It's everywhere I go,
C                               F
And if no-ones gonna offer me a line tonight,
C                    G          C
I think I'll have to buy my own

Verse 2:
C                              G
So I'll meet you in the toilets,
C                          F
And I'll share my gram with you,
C                              F
And we can formulate our words in ways,
C         G      C
We always wanted to

Chorus:
F
Because it makes you shag for longer,
C
It makes you self-assured,
G
Sometimes it makes you greedy,

But it always makes you want some more,
F
It might not last forever,
C
But it'll cheer you up today,
G
So come on gang, just raise your hands,
                              C
If you're addicted to cocaine,

Verse 3:
C                             
Well if every time we're fuckin',
G
We take a line of coke,
C                                            F
Well what would happen to our sex life if we try and give it up,
C                                 F
And if every time I talk to you, we're both off our heads,
C                                             G                     C
When we meet in a land of sobriety would you tell the truth instead?

Chorus:
F
Because it makes you shag for longer,
C
It makes you self-assured,
G
Sometimes it makes you greedy,

But it always makes you want some more,
F
It might not last forever,
C
But it'll cheer you up today,
G
So come on gang, just raise your hands,
                              C
If you're addicted to cocaine,