Intro - just play this note heaps (listen to the cd for timing)
E|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-----------------|
D|-----------------|
A|-----------------|
E|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|


(0:13)
  You say I have to get a real life,
E|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
E -7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|

(0:18)
  but i'm not sure how that in making someone or other rich, is
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
E 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-|

  anymore real than making,      a riche for yourself
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------|
E 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

(0:36)


Verse
  pm                    pm                    pm
  Well I'm without...   a coin, a ...    or an elusive...
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-6---6---6---6---6-----4---4---4---4---4-----2---2---2---2--|
A|-6---6---6---6---6-----4---4---4---4---4-----2---2---2---2--|
E|-4---4---4---4---4-----2---2---2---2---2-----0---0---0---0--|

Play this again, then

Chorus
(1:01)
  I Should go and get a real life     real like cutting a fine figure
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
2 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

  or scraping a deposit together
E|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D 2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A 2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

play this twice

(1:25)
then back to the Verse (play once)

(1:37)
then play Chorus (twice)

(2:02)
then back to verse (play twice)

2nd guitar
simply plays single bottom note and holds it as chords change
E|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
A|------------------------|
E 4~~~~~~~2~~~~~~~0-------|