E  = 022033 = Em7
E* = 020033 = Em7
C  = x30033 = Csus2
G  = 300033 = Gsus2
D  = xx0233 = Dsus4

[Intro]
E E* C G D x2

[Verse]
G
G                   C                          E*
I'm sick of songs about breaking up with girls
                          D                              G
Such an everyday occurrence I wanna sing something real
                    C               E*
All my favourite bands are splitting up
                          D
And the ones that aren't, are starting to stop

[Chorus]
C
G          D        E                   E*              C
And all the things i could have sung about anything else
G                    D       D  C
But atleast I'm being honest
G          D        E                   E*              C
And all the things I could have sung about anyone else
G                    D
But I can't say that I mean it

E E* C G D

[Verse]
G
G                   C                       E*
I'm not one to judge, but it wouldn't be me
             D               G
Songs about [?] fine with me
             C                      E*
Call me ascetic but times have changed
             D                               C
Maybe for the better but I know who to blame

[Bridge]
E*
             E      D
I know who to blame

[Chorus]
C
G          D        E                   E*               C
And all the things i could have sung about anything else
G                    D       D C
But atleast I'm being honest
G          D        E                    E*            C
And all the things I could have sung about anyone else
G                    D
But I can't say that I mean it

[Bridge]
C G C E*
C                G
Goodbye tigers jaw
C                 G
I miss you Reuben even [?] they still make them like they used to
E              E*  C
We're all, we're all, we're all alone
G      D
[?]    we're still out here alone
E              E*  C
We're gone, we're gone, we start again
G                  D
Cause theres no way that we could do something else instead

[Chorus]
C
G          D        E                   E*               C
And all the things i could have sung about anything else
G                    D       D C
But atleast I'm being honest
G          D        E                    E*            C
And all the things I could have sung about anyone else
G                    D         C
But I can't say that I mean it