this is the tab for the "bass player" skit on the kids in the hall. Kevin McDonald sings and Bruce McCulloch plays the bass.

main riff:(kevin talking)
G-------2---3---5---3---2---0
A----3-----------------------
E--3-------------------------

Chorus:
G----3---2-------3---2------3---2---0-------------
A-3----------3----------3---------------3--------- 

2times

the mother
the father
the serpent the priest
the forman 
the woman
the widow the beast

aren"t you glad your not one?

in the chorus the words are sung to the notes played on the bass except for the "aren't you glad you're not one?"