G    B    A
When your pitchin' to the batter
and you feel somethin' splatter

D
Diareah!

G    B    A
When your runnin' into first and
you feel a sudden burst

D
Diareah!

G    B   A
When you run into second and
your bowels start to beckon

D
Diareah!

G    B    A
When your runnin' in to third and
you got to lay a terd

D
Diareah!

G    B    A
When your slidin' into home and
your pants are full of foam

D
Diareah!
D
Diareah!
D
Diareah!