Intro-Chorus:

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-----------2--3----------------|
D|-----4-0----------4---6--------|
A|--------------------------8----|
E|--1b---------------------------|


A       G
Holy crap Jesus
D       C
did you really mean this?
C       G
holy crap Jesus
A
my poor mangled penis!

verse:

Help, help, I'm caught in my zipper
Poor willie winckle
again I'll never tinckle?!?!
help, help, I'm caught in my zipper