E:     022100
E7:    020100 or 022130 (hard to tell which he uses)
f:     xx3211
F:     133211
fM7:   xx3210 (also known as Fmaj7)
C:     x32010
G:     320033
D5/A:  x0023x (should be a Dm following the harmonic minor scale but
               Conor omits the 3rd to give it a sorta power chord feel)

LICKS:

  Riff 1:                                                  Riff 2:
  Asus4 Am  e7   e   fM7  Am7/e C       fM7  Am7/e C  Am7  E   E7
E|------------------------------0-0-0-0-------------------| 0------------|
B|---3-p1-----3-p0----1-1--1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1--1-1--1-1--1-| 0-0-3-p0-0-0-|
G|-------2---1----1---2-2--0-0--0-0-0-0--2-2--0-0--0-0--0-| 1-1-1--1-1-1-|
D|--2-----2-2------2-3----2-----2-2-2-2-3----2-----2-2--2-| 2-2-2-p0-0-0-|
A|-0---------------------------3------------------3----0--| 2--------2-2-|
E|--------------------------------------------------------| 0--------0---|

  Riff 3:     Riff 4:            Riff 5:        Riff 6:        Riff 7:
   f           Bb?     G          F   G          F   C          G   D5/A
E|-----| !      -----------!       -------!       -------!       -------!
B|-----| !      (3?)-------!       -------!       -------!       -------!
G|-----| !      (3?)-------!       -------!       -------!       -------!
D|-3-2-| !      (3?)-------!       -------!       -------!       -------!
A|-----| !      -0h1v1-0---!       ---0---!       ---0-3-!       -----0-!
E|-----| !      ---------3-!       -1---3-!       -1-----!       -3-0---!

  Riff 8:        Riff 9:     Riff 10:    Riff 11:    Riff 12:   Riff 13:
   G              D5/A G      F   G       E   F      D5/A G      F   G
E|-----------| !   -------!    -------!    -------!    -------!   -------!
B|-----------| !   -------!    -------!    -------!    -------!   -------!
G|-0h2v2v2-0-| !   -------!    -------!    -------!    -------!   -------!
D|-----------| !   ---2-0-!    -------!    -2-0---!    -0-----!   -------!
A|-----------| !   -0-----!    ---3---!    -------!    ---3-2-!   -------!
E|-----------| !   -------!    -1---3-!    -----1-!    -------!   -1-1-3-!


THE ACTUAL SONG...

Intro: [riff 1] [riff 2 x2] [riff 1] [riff 2 x2]

Am               e
Short delay, the parrot blues
f             C
Little voices mimicking
     e                            fM7  Am7/e
It's not so hard to make that sound
   Am                   e
So watch your back, The Ides of March
f                  C
Cut your hair like Joan of Arc
e                                    fM7  Am7/e f
Disguise your will; they'll find you out
    [riff 3]  E7 [riff 2 x4]
And when they do...
      F  [Riff 4] G
Look out


              F         [riff 5] G
There's money lenders inside the temple
           F            [riff 6]    C
The circus tiger's gonna break your heart
             G       [riff 7] D5/A
Something so wild turned into paper
     F               [riff 13] G [riff 8] [riff 1] [riff 2 x2]
If I loved you, well that's my fault


Am                 e
Bitchin' heat, the alpha male
f                   C
Not something she'd ever tell,
e                           fM7  Am7/e
Except when she got deathly high
    Am                e
And out it came, like summer rain
f                   C
Washed the cars and everything
     e                       fM7   Am7/e  f
Felt clean for just a little while
[riff 3] E7 [riff 2 x4]     F [riff 4] G
A    telethon... We drunk dialed


                 F                    [riff 5]G
There's starving children; they ain't got no mother
             F               [riff 6]C
There's pink flamingos living in the mall
           G          [riff 7] D5/A
I'd give a fortune to your infomercial
         F               [riff 5]G
If somebody would just take my call
[riff 8]D5/A [riff 9] G
Take my call
        D5/A [riff 9] G
Take my call


C
Hello?
                               F
Patterns in my mind now moving slow
                              C
Sorrow all across the surface rolls
                               G
Smoothing out the edges of the stone
                                      D5/A
The lights are out; where'd everybody go?
F     [riff 4] [riff 1] [riff 2 x2]
Hello?


Am                 e
Erase yourself and you'll be free
f                 C
Mandala destroyed by the sea
e                     f   Am7/e
All we are is colored sand
   Am              e
So pay to ride the ferris wheel
f               C
Smile, all that you can feel
   e                      fM7  Am7/e  f
is gratitude for what has been
      [riff 3]E7 [riff 2 x4]
'Cause it did not
    F [riff 4] G
happen


              F         [riff 5] G
There's money lenders inside the temple
           F             [riff 13]G
The circus tiger's gonna break my heart
             E       [riff 11]F
Something so wild turned into paper
     D5/A            [riff 12] G
If I loved you, well that's my fault


              F       [riff 5]   G
There's money lenders inside the temple
             F        [riff 10]G
This crystal city's gonna fall apart
               E       [riff 11]F
When all their power turns into vapor
     D5/A           [riff 12] G
If I miss you, well that's my fault
          D5/A [riff 9]  G
That's my fault
          D5/A [riff 9]  G
That's my fault


Outro:

   C(strum a few x) G(strum a few x) D5/A(strumx)F5  C
E|-0----------------3----------------x---------------0--| !
B|-1----------------3----------------3---------------1--| !
G|-0-0h2-2-2-0h2p0--0----------------2---------------0--| !
D|-2----------------0-0h2-2-2-0h2p0--0-----------3---2--| !
A|-3--------------3-2--------------2-0-0h2v2v2-0-3---3--| !
E|------------------3----------------------------1-0----| !